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Unfortunately, like everyone else who tries to use the web helpfully, my efforts are constantly being hampered by parasitic scum who swamp any available email address with garbage. The sooner the rest of the world adopts the Russian approach to spammers the better. As ever, the only way round this makes you - the ordinary user - suffer. This is one such case: instead of using your familiar email tool you will have to send me an email by filling in the forms below. Sorry!

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